father/daughter chats
Me: Hey, I think I know what it is that made my [second-hand] dining room table look all damaged.Dad: What?
Me: Well, I just spilled nail-polish remover all over the coffee table and it looks just like the scarring on the dining-room table. I wanted them to match, so.
Dad: Great work.
{{{{PS–really beating myself up over ruining the coffee table right now.}}}}
